I just may have to take a vacation from social media for a while. Of course, I might have to post a horse, quilt, or kid photo. I am very discouraged.
While going through my morning newsfeed, I read that wearing flip flops is extremely hazardous to your health. They put too much tension on your toes. Better to go barefoot, the article said. They are full of thousands of bacteria since sidewalks and streets are dirty, where people spit. Yuck! Just one bacteria can make you sick, they say. Well, don't all shoes touch those same surfaces? Are you sure you want us to go barefoot?
I scrolled on down. I learned that even though my doctor recommended I take a vitamin D supplement, thousands of people are taking vitamin D supplements, unnecessarily. I don't drink milk, and my sun bathing days are over. I'm taking my vitamins.
Just as I prepare for 10 days of outside time, I am told that chemical insect repellants are deadly to people. So should I take my chance with Deep Woods Off, or battle it out with Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever or get a bite from a Lone Star tick? What about Lyme Disease?
Squirt, squirt. That was me, spraying my ankles with Off.
The list is endless. Seems I am blowing my hair dry the wrong way. Looks like I am offending my hair follicles by fluffing them from the wrong direction. My dog is eating the wrong food, and I am not using my iPhone to its full potential. I'm also not moisturizing my skin right.
Every day I see headlines like, "10 signs of cancer," "10 signs of toenail fungus," "10 signs of vitamin deficiencies." Didn't they just tell us we were wasting our time on vitamins? These social media people are making hypochondriacs of us all.
The last straw was when I heard on the radio that a "scientific study" has proven that eating cereal out of a round bowl was not as good for you as eating it out of a square bowl. This is especially bad if you eat standing up. Siting down with your square bowl to eat will make you feel fuller and help with digestion. Who has square bowls? I'm doing good to drink a deadly Diet Coke and a fiber bar on the run. Who gives a rat's ______?
I give up. I think all the "scientists" should just quit thinking about all this stuff. If they are scientifically-inclined at all, please go find a cure for cancer, heart disease, or something else really important.
I'll take my chances and continue to eat from round bowls while wearing my flip flops.